Funny Gambling One Liners
Following on from our recent posts about the fun of having a crack at winning big playing casino games, bingo and poker online we have a few classic one liners for you. They cover all topics such as poker, slots and other casino games like blackjack.
- Check out our collection of funny gambling jokes. We are sure they will make you laugh. If you have any gambling jokes as good, upload them at the bottom of this page. 1) I just bet £100 at the bookies that they would find Maddie, at 1000-1 odds.
- Remember, a bad one liner can also be a perfect thing to stuck the tension out of the room during the uncomfortable moments of silence. I have 3 kids and no money, why I can’t I have no kids and 3 money. I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. The last thing I want to do is hurt you.
To complement this blog post here is a cheesy stock image of the topic :p We hope you like it.
Read on below for the goodies.
Short Casino Jokes
I am trying out for a card dealer position and have to do an act. I have made something up but I need some gambling one liners any sayings. Preferably about table games. The real deal It's in the cards A sure bet Thanks so much to everyone that helps.
What is the difference between praying in a church and praying in a casino? In a casino, you really do mean it.
How do you get a sweet little old lady to shout the word f**k? Get another sweet little old lady to yell the word bingo!
Why don’t they allow gambling in the Africa continent? Because of all the cheetahs.
How is a casino like a woman? Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Where’s the only place in the world you are guaranteed to get screwed? Vegas baby!
What is the difference between a professional poker player and a dog? In about 10 years, the dog will quit whining.
What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies? Betty!
I walked around the casino last night with a pocket full of chips. Even now I am still trying to get the smell of vinegar out of my trousers.
How do you leave Vegas with 1 millions dollars? Go there with 2 millions.
Thanks.
Credit for the image at the top of the post goes to SXC.hu and sgman. Used under royalty free license.
Following on from our recent posts about the fun of having a crack at winning big playing casino games, bingo and poker online we have a few classic one liners for you. They cover all topics such as poker, slots and other casino games like blackjack.
To complement this blog post here is a cheesy stock image of the topic :p We hope you like it.
Read on below for the goodies.
Short Casino Jokes
What is the difference between praying in a church and praying in a casino? In a casino, you really do mean it.
How do you get a sweet little old lady to shout the word f**k? Get another sweet little old lady to yell the word bingo!
Why don’t they allow gambling in the Africa continent? Because of all the cheetahs.
Funny Gambling One Liners Jokes
How is a casino like a woman? Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Where’s the only place in the world you are guaranteed to get screwed? Vegas baby!
Funny Gambling One Liners Free
What is the difference between a professional poker player and a dog? In about 10 years, the dog will quit whining.
What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies? Betty!
I walked around the casino last night with a pocket full of chips. Even now I am still trying to get the smell of vinegar out of my trousers.
How do you leave Vegas with 1 millions dollars? Go there with 2 millions.
Thanks.
Credit for the image at the top of the post goes to SXC.hu and sgman. Used under royalty free license.